it’s a bird, it’s a plane

No, it’s just one massive beanbag.  Also known as my first sewing project.
Go ahead — I’ll give you a minute to laugh.  Be sure to take a good look at that final closing seam on the end.  Nice, huh?  I thought you’d think so.
In my defense, and I’m {pretty} sure I’m the only one who would defend that awful excuse for a beanbag, I didn’t really set out to make a beanbag.  Rather, I was simply making seams in old swatches of fabric to test out the new machine — seams and stitches that might resemble those required to make a pillow.  When I had three of the four sides done I thought, “Well, I should turn this into something.“  Hence, the abnormally large, zebra-printed beanbag was born.  G doesn’t care too much for it — I can’t decide if it’s just way too boring or way too heavy.  I think it weighs ten pounds.  Perhaps, it’s a combination.  I’m sure when he’s older he’ll have no shortage of concoctions for its destruction.
In full disclosure, I was definitely a “fish-out-of-water” when I sat down to my machine for the first time.  I hunkered down {with a glass of wine, of course!}, went through the quick set-up, bobbin-winding, etc, etc, read the entire manual (because that’s what I do) and then…stared at it.  I just stared at it.  I had NO idea where to start, thinking, “Well, this is certainly not how it played out in my head.”  Ha ha ha.
For your enjoyment, here are a few snippets from a text conversation I had with my mom throughout the process.  No, I didn’t make these up…
Me:  “I don’t even know where to start.  It’s all threaded and ready to go.  I guess I should just start making some practices stitches…  Oh, and, apparently, not all stitches are decorative.  Most of them have a purpose.”
Mom:  “Yep, just get a scrap of material and start making a few seams.  Sew two pieces together.  Check out the tension.”
Me:  “Seams?  Who said anything about seams?!?!  I’m just talking about running the dang fabric under the needle!  Ha ha ha.”
Mom:  “Go for it.  Send me a picture.”
Me:  “Okay, so I lowered the foot and needle and then raised them back up.  I can see the threads hanging out.  Is this how they should be when I insert my fabric or do I need to start over?”
Mom:  “No, you’re fine, just pull them straight back.”
Me:  “Okay, so when I get serious do I need to backstitch?  I think I have a backstitch button.  I press it and it only makes one stitch.”
Mom:  “Yes, you backstitch at the beginning and the end to knot the thread.  If you hold down the button, it will keep backing up.”
Me:  “Ureka!”
Me:  “Can you sew right over pins or do you need to remove them as they come up?”

Mom:  “No, you can sew over them.  Just make sure they are horizontal and not vertical.”
Me:  “Got it!”
You get the idea.  Reading them back to myself, I got a pretty good chuckle from, “Okay, when I get serious…”  Oh, my.  So much to learn.
My first stitch:
So, where does this leave me and my new adventures in sewing?  Pretty amped, actually.  Sure, that beanbag is hideous, but it’s just the beginning.  I do know, however, that I’ll be leaving the purrrrty pillow fabric off to the side a bit longer.  This gal needs some P.R.A.C.T.I.C.E.  
And maybe a class…or two!

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  1. I got a good laugh myself Sarah. You are so funny!

  2. That is the sexiest bean bag I've ever seen. Keep up the good work!

  3. Well, at least you read the instruction manual! I think I just jumped in when I began. I assumed I knew some info from watching my mom sew all of those years-WRONG. Good job on your first project!

  4. Yay! Sarah, you're going to get addicted! I LOVE to sew, and that is the same machine I have! :o ) Just keep practicing! Shoot, I've been sewing on and off for about four years and I'm still practicing…

  5. YAY! Great work :) !! And not to worry, I had the same fear when I sat down in front of B's mom's 35 yr old sewing machine with no manual. I had used mine, but I knew for sure I was going to bust hers all to pieces…

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